Larry goes to a deer hunting camp every November with his three best friends, this year, his wife put her foot down and said he couldn't go. His friends were dissapointed and planned to head up to the camp next weekend.
When they pulled into camp saturday morning, Larry had a campfire going and breakfast sizzling in a pan.
His friend Mike said "Larry ! how long have you been here? I thought your wife said you couldnt come this year !"
Larry replied "Well guys, when I got home from work friday afternoon, I sat in my La-Z-boy chair and was about to have a beer when my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'? She then uncovered my eyes and stood in front of me wearing some new lingere and told me to follow her to the bedroom. She had candles lit and rose petals all over the bed. She also had a pair of handcuffs and rope on the bed and told me to tie her up. Then she told me I could do anything I wanted to do ! .............so here I am !"
ENJOY !
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